Your Life will be measured in seconds, as long as The Thing is on the loose.

"Probability that one or more team members may be infected by intruder organism: -75%-"

—Blair's 1st projection

"Projection: if intruder organism reaches civilized areas... entire world population infected 27,000 hours from first contact"

—Blair's 2nd projection 

 

KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! Here it is My how to spot the Thing as it was seen in the National Post. Its always fun when they let me do these kinds of things for the paper.

Protect yourself from The Thing!

Check out the Friday Oct. 14 issue of the National Post! I teach you how to protect yourself from the intergalactic polymorphous monster that hangs out in the Antarctic. I also fill you in on the history of the monster too. What's that image above all this writin'? Well you'll know if you pick up the Post on Friday.

Awesome poster for The Thing (1951)

With the thing coming out soon I figured I'd post some cool thing stuff. First, I saw this poster in Disney World, in the Drive-in restaurant. I think its the coolest poster I've ever seen for the classic The Thing from another world. I wish I could find a decent print of it.
so awesome.
Friday in the National Post you'll be able to find my helpful diagram of how to spot the thing. I'll post a preview image before that but if you don't see anything from me in regards to that, I may no longer be human.

Monstars: John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy

So here it is my take on the three films of John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy. I've show you Sutter Cain from "In the Mouth of Madness" and the dog from "The Thing" but in the middle you'll see something new. The big swirly jar of Satan from "Prince of Darkness". These three flicks are commonly known as The Apocalypse Trilogy since they all deal with the apparent  end of the world. Coincidently they're also my favorite John Carpenter movies.

MONSTARS: THE THING (1982)

The Thing is probably my all time favorite movie. I've bought it in every video format I've had access to except Beta, I was too young to buy movies when I had a Beta machine. If you haven't seen this flick I think there must be something wrong with you. Thank you Mr. Carpenter for making such an awesome movie. I'm sure I mentioned before that I really dig this movie.

Have I ever mentioned I love "THE THING"

Dr. Blair dosen't want to stay in the tool hut.

I just really felt like doing som art of one of my favorite scenes from my favorite movie. I always love how sad Wilfred Brimley plays Blair when he's out in the cold.